"You may not play the piano on the beach."
[Damn! but I really wanted to!]
"When Chinese New Year is coming, a lot of people have problem in their big dinner."
[Ok, guys, we have some serious problem in this plate.]
This one is among my favorite quotes. It's an opening line (intro) of an essay comparing eating out and eating at home. That's one powerful hook:
"Eating is one of most important thing in people’s life. Every day people are faced with eating at home or eating out."
[It's a global issue, my friends!]
"Also smoking person has liver questions."
[Is your liver also so curious?]
"The high school is boring its principal. She's moving to Texas."
[That's it! I'm fed up with all of it! Need some adventures and crazy fun - moving to Texas ;))]
A recipe from an ESL chef:
"Put some white sugar on the banana. There is a nice fire banana come out."
[fire banana? seriously? sounds... delicious?...]
And others explore name-calling insults:
"Pete is complaining chicken."
[What has Pete done to deserve such an insult?]
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