A witty student: "I have encountered firsthand how the sons of the King pine away from the lack of Silver to drink and Gold to eat."

He cracks me up :)) : "Thy actions appear to be of the noblest kind whilst thy words flutter through a hearty and sincere attempt to straighten the crooked."

and more: " I shall not allow a tumultuous economy to be a charge upon thy overall welfare, madam."

on the same note: "Nowadays, vegetarian diets have exploded with more flavors and robust servings to satisfy even the toughest of appetites." Scary! :)

oh boy, here come persuasive essays, crème de la crème of the writing course.
"Vegans get the full feelings too, just like any other (!) meat eater." Confused who is who?

" [...] and teenagers as soon as they begin their sexual activity (!) tend to ignore the consequences that this act has with it (!)." :)))

First sentence of the colncluding paragraph:
"Life comes from sex."
No other words are necessary ;)))

"Despite the different opinions about sex, witches [boo!] induce a lot of conflicts because students come from different backgrounds, the question is still proceeding."
Halloween! :))

I just couldn't wait till morning to share:
"God designed humans to be vegetarian and it is scientifically proven."
I guess a research was conducted at some point involving an interview with God Himself.

And another one before I go to bed:
"According to me (!), there is no greater personal health risk than eating flesh of dead animals."
Oh, of course, if it's according to you, then no further valid support is necessary :))

"A large wedding makes (!) people have fun."

So even if you don't want to have fun, you will be forced to!

"In my cousin's wedding, every table had ten tasty dishes for ten people, so most people (?) had great meals."

10 dishes for 10 people. 1 dish per person. why did "most" and not "all" have great meals then? Either some guests were too greedy and had more than 1 or not all of those dishes were great :))

omg... i dropped down dead from excessive laughter..
Writing about his cousin's huge wedding:

"There was KTV and poker games in the wedding, so people could play what they wanted. It was the scene of an extraordinary orgy wedding (!!!)."

I am afraid to imagine! An orgy wedding..........

End of the semester. Final exam tomorrow. Grading their final papers. My student writes my name as "Katarina". Seriously dude?

summary of "The Diary of a Young Girl"

and the semester begins...
""The Diary of a Young Girl" is a poignant story through the fourteen girl eyes."

a girl with 14 eyes? or 14 girls's eyes?

summary of "My Father's Life"

‎"His dad was partially (!) an alcoholic [...]"
is it possible to be 3/4? or 5/7?